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This is my entry for the Doodle 4 Google contest. Feedback? The theme is, "What I Wish For the World"

V is for...

HAPPY BREAKUP DAY!!!

As a gift, i am going to list a few cynical anti-Valentine quotes to get you pumped for the heartache and for some, the steamy sex.

"Nothing says Happy Valentines day like...

Bullets and switchblades
Capitalism
Anthrax"

"Like puppies, flowers, and seafood medley,
Our sweetest love is sure to end Deadly."

"Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'll kill you!"

"Love spelled backwards is Evol... shit!"


"I've never been good at writing poetry,
But will you eat my yellow skittles for me."
~C.C.

In Every Audience...

So yesterday was the last day of Museum. Ill miss it and all the fun people. But the (FABULOUS) director gave a speech that really made me think. She told us about how with the recession and other stressful crap, all people want is a good laugh. A good time. And thats what i did. I made the days a little brighter. And it got me thinking about how drama really is a charitable thing. Entertainment in itself is. And then i thought about the rest of my life. How when i grow up, i wanna entertain... Strike that. I MUST entertain. I want to give people the one night, two hours, half an hour, or minute of entertainment to relieve the stress. And lighten the load



Also,

"If you ever find yourself dead, call a doctor immediately"

SUPER BOWL

This goes out to not being an average american and shurgging off the Super Bowl