A poem...Laugh

There's a spill

A spill behind the toilet
A spill behind the toilet in the men's bathroom

It smells in there
The toilet doesn't work

There's crap on the walls
Crap on the floors

It smells in there

But there's a spill
Blood perhaps

Now no one uses the third stall from the right
No one cares to clean up that stall

Because it smells in there
Blood perhaps



There, a poem for you, take for it what you will. Give you a clue, I am Pagliacci

Aloogle

This is my entry for the Doodle 4 Google contest. Feedback? The theme is, "What I Wish For the World"

V is for...

HAPPY BREAKUP DAY!!!

As a gift, i am going to list a few cynical anti-Valentine quotes to get you pumped for the heartache and for some, the steamy sex.

"Nothing says Happy Valentines day like...

Bullets and switchblades
Capitalism
Anthrax"

"Like puppies, flowers, and seafood medley,
Our sweetest love is sure to end Deadly."

"Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'll kill you!"

"Love spelled backwards is Evol... shit!"


"I've never been good at writing poetry,
But will you eat my yellow skittles for me."
~C.C.

In Every Audience...

So yesterday was the last day of Museum. Ill miss it and all the fun people. But the (FABULOUS) director gave a speech that really made me think. She told us about how with the recession and other stressful crap, all people want is a good laugh. A good time. And thats what i did. I made the days a little brighter. And it got me thinking about how drama really is a charitable thing. Entertainment in itself is. And then i thought about the rest of my life. How when i grow up, i wanna entertain... Strike that. I MUST entertain. I want to give people the one night, two hours, half an hour, or minute of entertainment to relieve the stress. And lighten the load



Also,

"If you ever find yourself dead, call a doctor immediately"

SUPER BOWL

This goes out to not being an average american and shurgging off the Super Bowl

SOVIETTT

Im a slacker, and im my slacker time, i write terrible soviet jokes. Heres a sample:


In Soviet Russia, whore pays you!!

In Soviet Russia, slope finds you!!!

In Soviet Russia, baby sits on you!!


Happy coldest week of The year

Metaphorical Bathroom

In English, the world decided to make me explode by axeing me to write 10 metaphors about life, but ALAS, i did it! heres the final product, and yes, i realize there are contradicting metaphors (sounds like a cool band)






1. The world is a river, and all the people are simply fish. Fish of different colors, swimming their own way, against the current, with the current.
2. The world is a game of chess, some men are pawns, some men are bishops, and some men are the tiles, stepped on, ignored, but a vital part of the game.
3. Life is a video game, there are stages, battles, winning and losing, but in the end, you wonder what you spent all that time doing.
4. Death is Valentines day, its celebrated, dreaded, and when it comes around, you either don’t want it to end, or you can’t wait to get over it
5. High School is a preschooler, it won’t leave you alone, it’s short, it wont let you relax, but there are parts you will miss when it’s all over.
6. Friendship is a Rolex bought off the street; it only works if its real and you feel terrible when it breaks.
7. Life is a Health class, it’s annoying, difficult, boring, but you find you learned something when it’s all over.
8. Society is a keyboard, all keys, each different, having different functions but all together great beauty and disaster.
9. Love is Saddam Hussein, you spend so long searching for it, but when its found, it isn’t long before its dead.
10. Birth is like going to the bathroom, you don’t want to talk about it cause its disgusting, but yet a vital part of who you are.




And by the wayer, my laptop is now officially named Abu. And today Abu decided he wont open one of my emails, so i had to Bi*tch slap Abu!!!