Metaphorical Bathroom

In English, the world decided to make me explode by axeing me to write 10 metaphors about life, but ALAS, i did it! heres the final product, and yes, i realize there are contradicting metaphors (sounds like a cool band)






1. The world is a river, and all the people are simply fish. Fish of different colors, swimming their own way, against the current, with the current.
2. The world is a game of chess, some men are pawns, some men are bishops, and some men are the tiles, stepped on, ignored, but a vital part of the game.
3. Life is a video game, there are stages, battles, winning and losing, but in the end, you wonder what you spent all that time doing.
4. Death is Valentines day, its celebrated, dreaded, and when it comes around, you either don’t want it to end, or you can’t wait to get over it
5. High School is a preschooler, it won’t leave you alone, it’s short, it wont let you relax, but there are parts you will miss when it’s all over.
6. Friendship is a Rolex bought off the street; it only works if its real and you feel terrible when it breaks.
7. Life is a Health class, it’s annoying, difficult, boring, but you find you learned something when it’s all over.
8. Society is a keyboard, all keys, each different, having different functions but all together great beauty and disaster.
9. Love is Saddam Hussein, you spend so long searching for it, but when its found, it isn’t long before its dead.
10. Birth is like going to the bathroom, you don’t want to talk about it cause its disgusting, but yet a vital part of who you are.




And by the wayer, my laptop is now officially named Abu. And today Abu decided he wont open one of my emails, so i had to Bi*tch slap Abu!!!