Saturday, January 17, 2009

SOVIETTT

Im a slacker, and im my slacker time, i write terrible soviet jokes. Heres a sample:


In Soviet Russia, whore pays you!!

In Soviet Russia, slope finds you!!!

In Soviet Russia, baby sits on you!!


Happy coldest week of The year

1 comment:

  1. Okay, I will make that a list on The Firebird. Most definitely. Here are some more:

    In S.R., litterbox cleans you!
    ...Bandaid rips you!
    ...Witch burns you (oooh, that's kinda bad...)!
    ...Photo takes you!
    ...Boat sails you!
    ...Homework does you (HA: "Ooooh, baby, right there, I want some more division, yea yea yea, multiply it now...")!!

    Have fun with this. Much more than you should.
    Josie

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